Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal have just started dating
LaineyGossip is reporting that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal were on a date on Saturday night. Taylor is apparently friends with Emma Stone, and Taylor was backstage for Emma’s SNL hosting gig… and Jake was there too. WITH SWIFTY. Oh… Jake. First of all, Swifty is way too young for you. She’s 20 years old and you’re 29 – not illegal or anything, just icky and sketchy, the same way Swifty and John Mayer were icky and sketchy. Second of all, she sings about ponies and middle school. Third of all, she boned John Mayer. Do you want to get with that? Really? I hope you like hearing songs about how you’re a big meanie, Jake.
Exclusive — Taylor Swift and Emma Stone are tight. Emma Stone hosted SNL. Taylor Swift was backstage. Guess who was with her? Multiple sources tell me exclusively that Jake Gyllenhaal was her date that night. Yes, HER DATE. She was totally into him, there were close the whole time, and awkwardly cute-flirting, some undercover handholding, and I’ve been told several times, “it was more than just friends”.
As you can imagine, she was beyond delirious. I’m told she looked like she was dreaming while she was there. And they left together. And they’ve been seen all around New York together – brunch, shopping, what people do when they start dating.
Yes. Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating. Early days, but they’re dating.
Best part – John Mayer is in NYC too. And she’s rubbing that sh-t right up in his face, just as her new album is dropping too. Love this so much.
[From LaineyGossip]
I do not love it. It makes me think less of Jake. Plus, can he ever date a brunette? Would it kill him to go for a girl who is something other than a blonde? And what do they have to talk about? Ugh. This pisses me off.
Oh, and I was writing this up, Life & Style confirmed Lainey’s report – according to the Scene Queens’ sources, Swifty “has a new man in her life: 29-year-old actor Jake Gyllenhaal, Life & Style’s Scene Queens can report exclusively. The two were spotted looking cozy in Brooklyn, N.Y., yesterday.” An eyewitness tells L&S: “Taylor and Jake were walking around Park Slope holding hands… They looked like a couple!” UGH.
