Enquirer: OJ Simpson thinks he might be Khloe Kardashian’s biological father

Oh dear God. Just note my resistence to this story at the very beginning. I would much rather be talking about Michael Fassbender or Angelina Jolie (or both, together, with their clothes off). I really feel bad for Khloe Kardashian at this point, and I think the speculation into her paternity has made a turn for the worst with this story. Last week, Star Magazine/Radar ran with the old rumors that Robert Kardashian was not Khloe’s biological father. They added a new twist by getting quotes from Robert Kardashian’s two other wives, both of whom confirmed conversations they’d had with Robert about how Khloe wasn’t his biological kid.

For a while now, there’s been a big question mark around the issue of “Who is Khloe’s biological dad?” if you really believe Kris Jenner was screwing around (which I do tend to believe). Some say Bruce Jenner might be the father. Some say it was just some random dude, like a lawyer or something. And now The Enquirer claims that Khloe’s bio dad might be… OJ Simpson. Gah.

Khloe Kardashian’s year is not off to the brightest of starts, what with pregnancy problems, paternity problems, a shock move to Dallas to cope with and now, there are fresh rumours that O.J Simpson is her father.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star has dealt with her former stepmother making the claim that her late father Robert Kardashian had revealed that he was not Khloe’s biological father. It didn’t help that her mother Kris Jenner admitted in her memoirs that she had been unfaithful to Robert during their marriage and had a wild affair.

Now, it has been claimed that O.J. Simpson’s Robert’s former client is Khloe’s daddy – a rumour that has been brand as “ridiculous” by a source close to the 27-year-old.

“This is ridiculous and laughable,” a source told the MailOnline.

A source told The National Enquirer that disgraced Simpson even believes that he’s Khloe’s real father.

“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,” they claimed. “It was the big secret that no one in the two families would discuss,” the insider said. “And Robert admitted he and Kris were not having sex at the time Khloe was conceived.”

Meanwhile Kris Jenner has brushed off the wild rumours, by tweeting: “Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U.”

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian posted a picture of the front page with the O.J. story on Facebook along with the caption: “Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

[From Entertainwise]

I understand Khloe’s resistence to discussing this publicly, and I even sort of understand her sisters’ “jokes” about it, but here’s what I don’t get: why doesn’t Kris Jenner discuss this issue directly, in a comprehensive interview with someone major, like Barbara Walters? She loves attention, and she thinks she’s super-famous too. But whenever she talks about this stuff, the denials are half-assed and cryptic. Which makes me think there’s something there.

That being said, I really hope OJ isn’t Khloe’s bio dad. I doubt he is, honestly. OJ always went for blondes, right? Kris was always too dark for him. I would think Bruce Jenner would be a more likely candidate for Khloe’s mystery paternity.

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